merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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Paris Hilton does laundry

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mirahxox:

drethisandthat:

It’s like they’re the same person

I can’t get over how cute this is.

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aduhm:

ionahi:

THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP

your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl

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fuckslikeademon:

deliriosity:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life.

I fucking played this video in the living room in complete silence when my mom and step dad were in the room and they both go “What the hell are you watching”. Thanks tumblr

i want this as my phone riingtone thanks.

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kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

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bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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